"Our
programmers are the best in the world. We have a patent
on a special intuition circuit. It will convert your unit
into something that can almost read your mind. It will really
extend its 'projection' capabilities."
"The
bottom line is that this module will convert your unit into
a unit whose sole purpose is to please you sexually."
It sounded
like the perfect woman to me. "I'll take it,"
I said